Monday, September 15, 2008

Top Pick Up Lines

Here's a collection of my 10 top pick up lines:

  1. You’ve got eye contact, i don’t like flirting from far away
  1. "The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. "
  1. Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
  1. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
  1. You look familiar, yeah; you look like my future ex girlfriend
  1. There you are, I’ve been looking for you all night
  1. "My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"
  1. 90% of women masturbate in the shower
  1. You looked adorable over here I just had to come meet you
  1. (sitting at table) grab chair "sorry I’m late traffic was crazy"


That’s my opinion of the top pick up lines out.